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SIOUX CITY — A sudden, unexpected flu epidemic begins less than a year ago in Mexico. Now we DEMAND the government develop and produce a vaccine against it, we DEMAND that it be so safe that not one in tens of millions who receive it have a reaction that can even possibly be traced to it, we DEMAND it be produced and distributed in quantities of tens of millions of doses. And , oh , while we’re at it we DEMAND they do it with "less government" (less funding for staff and salaries). And when this doesn’t happen perfectly … we criticize, we condemn, we threaten …

The American public needs to have the vaccination protect against schizophrenia as well as H1N1. It’s a much more prevalent disorder here. — Larry Johns